July 1, 2009

(9:42:22 AM) Jared: you know what makes me feel nauseous
(9:42:26 AM) Jared: but i do it anyway
(9:42:29 AM) Whitney: what
(9:42:32 AM) Jared: drinking
(9:42:34 AM) Jared: and...
(9:42:41 AM) Jared: listening to tears for fears
(9:42:47 AM) Whitney: whats that
(9:42:50 AM) Jared: the band
(9:43:00 AM) Whitney: *shrugs*
(9:43:12 AM) Jared: http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&oi=video_result&ct=res&cd=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DFOA4ixV-3jU&ei=6WdLSvH1NsyllAfcz5SpDg&usg=AFQjCNFdQujhSrEs9GM_ZMe0rhIYgqpbkQ&sig2=oiBZQHl7_i7qOLOtcrCQyw
(9:43:13 AM) Whitney: i don't know who they are
(9:44:14 AM) Whitney: oh
(9:44:30 AM) Whitney: why does that make you naseous
(9:44:42 AM) Jared: that 80's sound and that droning voice
(9:44:52 AM) Jared: probably from hearing it in a dentist office
(9:44:55 AM) Whitney: hm
(9:44:59 AM) Jared: while i was getting flouride
(9:45:06 AM) Jared: and they were drilling the shit out of my teeth
(9:45:09 AM) Whitney: ah
(9:45:19 AM) Jared: and shoving their hairy hands down my throat
(9:45:25 AM) Jared: and asking me how old i was
(9:45:35 AM) Jared: and using the napkin to wipe the tears out of my eyes
(9:45:42 AM) Whitney: tears?!
(9:45:50 AM) Jared: and saying i hope you're a good boy or we'll have to tell your mommy, won't we?
(9:46:01 AM) Whitney: they told you that??
(9:46:04 AM) Jared: i think so
(9:46:22 AM) Whitney: geez i don't remember them ever doing that to me
(9:46:23 AM) Jared: all the while that song was playing on B105.7 soft rock radio
(9:46:44 AM) Whitney: so why do you listen to this song
(9:46:58 AM) Whitney: that lead singer looks like such a fruit
(9:46:59 AM) Jared: to humble myself