I admit, it's been a little wild today. Here's what I mean specifically: The Boss and I went to watch Maryland take on Villanova at the BB&T Classic in downtown D.C. The Boss said "any predictions?" And I said "team that scores the most points will win." Then I got real and predicted Villanova would jump out early and Maryland would grind it back down to a close game. Then anything could happen in the end.
By halftime the Terps were down 11. Phenomenal 3 point shooting had Nova in control. Then, bout a minute into the second half, The Boss said Terps will get it down to 3 points then miss a three to tie it. And they did! They missed two 3's and a committed a charge on a fast break. Holy F.
We cheered and hollered, but after that it didn't matter. Nova took control and we went home a little sore. But not too bad. It's a long season and tomorrow's just a few hours away.
Sunday, December 6, 2009
Monday, November 23, 2009
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Monday, November 16, 2009
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Friday, November 13, 2009
Thursday, November 12, 2009
November 11, 2009
Look, you've probably already heard of this band...
But in case you haven't, Dead Man's Bones has some really good new songs.
But in case you haven't, Dead Man's Bones has some really good new songs.
Monday, November 9, 2009
November 9, 2009
This morning: I was dropped off on the sidewalk of an interstate underpass. It was cold and I was wearing shorts. My legs were stiff.I discovered: a trail running through Mark Twain Park. I had to crap but could not find a port-a-potty, so I went in the woods. There were plenty of leaves.
November 8, 2009
Wow, guess what happened today? I was in D.C. before the sun came up and saw Mandy Moore in person.
November 7, 2009
Wow, today was a fine day. The Run for Rex happened in Franklin, Indiana. Hundreds took part. Jacob wasn't one of them - he had door duty the night before at his fraternity party.
November 6, 2009
Wow, today was a fun day. The New and The Weed bought a pizza for lunch. Then they paid me $12 to eat a cup full of red pepper flakes. Beirne watched over webcam. Everyone had a nice laugh.
After work, Whitney drove us to Falls Church High School for The Bell Game against J.E.B Stuart. We yelled, "C'mon, play some defense!" and "Let's go, Johnson, get your head in the game!" We even yelled "FAKE!" during all the kicking plays. When the score was 0-0, I said "looks like our defense is going to have to win this one." Suddenly we were down 14-13. I said "looks like our offense is gonna have to pull this one out." Falls Church opened up a 3 TD lead and I yelled louder than ever. One of Whitney's students was sitting in the row in front of us, so she didn't yell quite as much.
After work, Whitney drove us to Falls Church High School for The Bell Game against J.E.B Stuart. We yelled, "C'mon, play some defense!" and "Let's go, Johnson, get your head in the game!" We even yelled "FAKE!" during all the kicking plays. When the score was 0-0, I said "looks like our defense is going to have to win this one." Suddenly we were down 14-13. I said "looks like our offense is gonna have to pull this one out." Falls Church opened up a 3 TD lead and I yelled louder than ever. One of Whitney's students was sitting in the row in front of us, so she didn't yell quite as much.
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Monday, November 2, 2009
Friday, October 30, 2009
October 30, 2009
Ever wonder what became of the Golden Girls? Here they are before the Pied Piper led them off a cliff.
October 23, 2009
Wow, today was full of surprises. Like the meatball inside Pizzeria Venti's hot pockets. And Gus's power with the inverted ping-pong paddle grip. Those were good surprises.
We took Ollie and Anna to Murphy's for fish and chips. I had a hamburger and Ollie had a shepherd's pie. Anna had soup and salad and Whitney ate scallops. After that, everyone sang "Bullshit!"during one of the Irish folk songs. Ollie picked up the tab and then we headed for home.
We took Ollie and Anna to Murphy's for fish and chips. I had a hamburger and Ollie had a shepherd's pie. Anna had soup and salad and Whitney ate scallops. After that, everyone sang "Bullshit!"during one of the Irish folk songs. Ollie picked up the tab and then we headed for home.
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Monday, October 19, 2009
October 18,2009
Wow, today was a pretty good day. While Whitney went grocery shopping, Ralph picked a fight with me. After he got flipped end over end a couple times, he wised up real quick.
I finished the book Junky. It's a how-to book for using and pushing drugs and a how-not-to book for living life. It was written by a gay guy who shot his wife dead during a game of "William Tell."
This evening, we ate out at Foccia Luna on South Washington. It has its merits.
I finished the book Junky. It's a how-to book for using and pushing drugs and a how-not-to book for living life. It was written by a gay guy who shot his wife dead during a game of "William Tell."
This evening, we ate out at Foccia Luna on South Washington. It has its merits.
Friday, October 16, 2009
October 17, 2009
Look, If there's one thing I've discovered while checking myself out in the mirror all these years, it's that my eyes are a little too close together. If there's two things, the second thing is that I have a nice paunch that's more noticeable when I exercise and less noticeable when I don't.
October 15, 2009
Wow, today was cool.
In the fitness room a couple practiced ballroom dancing on the basketball court... in the dark. As I rode the exercise bike, the couple swept by the glass window, and the woman stared through at me. A little disturbing.
Thankfully, that was only one part of the day. Other parts we better, like breakfast. I ate a cinnamon raisin bagel with pumpkin butter. Ralph came in from the balcony to scour the floor for crumbs, but there were none.
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
October 14, 2009
Here's a little bit about love...
"Love" means a lot of different things, and we all have definitions for it. Karl says love is acting selflessly for another but knowing full well that person will never know of your deed. I tell Karl you love someone if you can unabashedly fart in front of that person. Either way, we can agree that love is when you care more about someone or something else than you care about yourself.
Here are some other considerations about love:
"Love" means a lot of different things, and we all have definitions for it. Karl says love is acting selflessly for another but knowing full well that person will never know of your deed. I tell Karl you love someone if you can unabashedly fart in front of that person. Either way, we can agree that love is when you care more about someone or something else than you care about yourself.Here are some other considerations about love:
- The only way to express love is through actions
- Unfortunately, love is not eternal
- It's a hot debate whether love is scalable or absolute ... certainly it can't be absolute
- Love is the same as hate
- And finally, love is all you need
October 13, 2009
Look, Sallie Mae sucks. So does Ralph, the dog.
Other than those two, today was a good day. Whitney biked while I ran Scary Run, which is just beyond Cameron Run and a little ways away from 4 Mile Run.
Then she made a chicken dinner for me and bought a salad from Whole Foods for herself. Ralph watched us eat with his beady, greedy little eyes.
Monday, October 12, 2009
October 12, 2009
Wow, today's been alright.
Tonight, in the fitness room, I rode the exercise bike while watching football. A woman on another machine stared at me. Perhaps it was because of my sweat puddles on the floor. When she and her son left, they wished me a good night.
Tonight, in the fitness room, I rode the exercise bike while watching football. A woman on another machine stared at me. Perhaps it was because of my sweat puddles on the floor. When she and her son left, they wished me a good night.
October 11, 2009
Wow, it's tough to get old. Just ask my Papaw. He'll tell you it's hell. But then again, hell is eternal damnation... Hurts my brain a little just to think about what exactly that means.
You know, it's a pretty nice time to be an American. Real challenging for all of us right now, and there's a lot of fiesty people doing one thing or another. For example, my friend Schoener. He's trying his damnedest to ace dental school, so he can work in the medical staff of U.S. Armed Forces. Or my old friend Jayme, putting off college to give birth to her second all-American son. Then there's my buddy Perry, selling his Mustang so he can get a pilot's license. And there's even Whitney: aiming high for the "best new teacher of the year" award while ignoring everything else. See, all of us are sacrificing for something big, and it will probably pay off.
And if not, the sun will just stay where it is and our world will keep spinning around it.
You know, it's a pretty nice time to be an American. Real challenging for all of us right now, and there's a lot of fiesty people doing one thing or another. For example, my friend Schoener. He's trying his damnedest to ace dental school, so he can work in the medical staff of U.S. Armed Forces. Or my old friend Jayme, putting off college to give birth to her second all-American son. Then there's my buddy Perry, selling his Mustang so he can get a pilot's license. And there's even Whitney: aiming high for the "best new teacher of the year" award while ignoring everything else. See, all of us are sacrificing for something big, and it will probably pay off.
And if not, the sun will just stay where it is and our world will keep spinning around it.
October 10, 2009
Wow, today was wild. I saw some old friends, good for the soul.
We ran at York River State Park and there were whispers of a rattlesnake on the trail. There was also a skeleton on the steps of a burnt down log cabin. But, as far as I could tell, that was part of "Haunted Trails."
In the afternoon, I went shopping with Skeeter, Tyson, and Mahoney. We went to Icing and asked about cartilage piercings, then Havana Connections and asked about hooka shisha. The other guys also went to More Than Just Beads. All I saw through the window was beads, so I just stayed outside.
Later I got dropped off at the track house. Someone had left my blanket and pillow on the couch. Goodnight.
We ran at York River State Park and there were whispers of a rattlesnake on the trail. There was also a skeleton on the steps of a burnt down log cabin. But, as far as I could tell, that was part of "Haunted Trails."
In the afternoon, I went shopping with Skeeter, Tyson, and Mahoney. We went to Icing and asked about cartilage piercings, then Havana Connections and asked about hooka shisha. The other guys also went to More Than Just Beads. All I saw through the window was beads, so I just stayed outside.
Later I got dropped off at the track house. Someone had left my blanket and pillow on the couch. Goodnight.
Friday, October 9, 2009
October 9, 2009
Wow, you know, today was a pretty good day. I woke up at 5:28 and took the dog out. Then I stacked pillows on the couch and napped face down in my underwear. Then the dog whimpered and crapped on the floor.
At the office, I ate the last of my chicken salad. Gustavo said it smelled like skunked beer.
Whitney called this afternoon begging a ride home from the French teacher's house. They had evacuated the school on a bomb threat, and Whitney's car was left in the parking lot. Well, if you can imagine, the French teacher was Belgian. And her two dogs were different breeds but from the same litter. One was shaggy, one wasn't. The one that wasn't kept headbutting me in the crotch.
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Thursday, August 13, 2009
August 13, 2009
(1:13:02 PM) Adam W: did you fart?
(1:13:09 PM) Jared: nope
(1:13:12 PM) Jared: schreib
(1:13:16 PM) Adam W: probably right
(1:13:22 PM) Jared: doesn't smell over here
(1:13:24 PM) Adam W: jackass knocks my phone over, farts in my cube, then leaves
(1:13:09 PM) Jared: nope
(1:13:12 PM) Jared: schreib
(1:13:16 PM) Adam W: probably right
(1:13:22 PM) Jared: doesn't smell over here
(1:13:24 PM) Adam W: jackass knocks my phone over, farts in my cube, then leaves
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Friday, July 31, 2009
July 31, 2009
Ode to Anthony
A roach, which you
fear, crawls across our kitchen floor.
You squash it out of
fear and leave it there
for me to find. My
fear is that its eggs
yield more roaches, and your
fear will persist.
Remember all those times,
dude? Like when I first stopped by
to see the house.
"Dude," you said, "I could have this place
rented by noon. I need $450 now,
dude." So I moved in.
Right away, you told me,
"dude, the government is banging us
over the head. Seriously,
dude, you know what happened on 9/11?
Riiight...Riiiiiight..."
Dude, remember how we watched youtube
videos bemoaning abortion and that
dude on the blue ticket, Obama?
You said:
"Dude, there's not even going to be
an election this year." Then:
"Dude, Someone will kill Obama
between now and Inaguration."
Dude, you are such a great predictor.
Tell me, what happens next?
You find the sink full of dirty dishes
pathetic. Granted, most are yours.
Granted, mine are there from a
pathetic meal of eggs and peas
I ate last night. Isn't it
pathetic that I've not washed mine
for 24 hours. Meanwhile your
pathetic face sits before your Mac
playing online hold 'em and your
pathetic-looking bowl of melted
chocolate draws the roaches. Now
Pathetic Brian, our 3rd housemate,
has began washing your dishes with a
pathetic, stained sponge I bought
a few weeks ago. You think it's
pathetic I don't wash mine,
though I do. I think it's
pathetic you don't wash yours.
You never do.
Pathetic.
Sorry...I was wrong...
As God is your witness
You did wash dishes twice, and
As God is your witness
you did not dry them, and
As God is your witness
You never sweep the floors, and
As God is your witness
You never take out trash, and
As God is your witness
You never clean the toilet, and
As God is your witness
You leave jizz-tissues in it, and
God is your witness.
I am the Lord your God
Thou shall not make yourself an idol
"Dude, I work hard - I made $384,000 last year."
Thou shall not make wrongful use of the name of your God
"God! This kitchen is a disaster."
Thou shall not murder
"You're lucky I'm not smashing your face in."
Thou shall not commit adultery
"I've had sex with, like 1,000 chicks, dude"
Thou shall not steal
"Yeah I took it. And all your PayDays too."
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor
"That's Jared's room. He's kind of messy."
Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife
"Your girl, dude, she's..."
"Thou shall not covet anything that belongs to your neighbor."
"Riiight.....Riiiiiiiight...."
O Anthony, remember these parting words:
Adios, Mother Fucker.
Saturday, July 25, 2009
July 25, 2009
(12:08:06 PM) Jared: what's the red cross up to these days?
(12:08:12 PM) Mer: idk
(12:08:20 PM) Mer: takin' blood and shit
(12:08:12 PM) Mer: idk
(12:08:20 PM) Mer: takin' blood and shit
July 24, 2009
(5:04:30 PM) Jared: compared with all the dudes in movies and tv and magazines how is it you find me attractive?
(5:04:43 PM) Whitney: your stagger
(5:04:51 PM) Jared: huh?
(5:05:08 PM) Whitney: you have a devilishly attractive stagger
(5:05:13 PM) Whitney: the way you carry yourself
(5:05:22 PM) Jared: wtf? read a dictionary
(5:04:43 PM) Whitney: your stagger
(5:04:51 PM) Jared: huh?
(5:05:08 PM) Whitney: you have a devilishly attractive stagger
(5:05:13 PM) Whitney: the way you carry yourself
(5:05:22 PM) Jared: wtf? read a dictionary
Thursday, July 23, 2009
July 23, 2009
(12:16:58 PM) Whitney: hey did you know that jayme is entering rex in a baby contest at the johnson co. fair?
(12:36:55 PM) Jared: yes i knew that
(12:37:04 PM) Jared: he's dressing as a cowboy
(12:37:05 PM) Whitney: what do they judge on
(12:37:25 PM) Jared: weight, healthiness
(12:37:29 PM) Jared: smile
(12:37:40 PM) Jared: responds to trainer commands
(12:37:43 PM) Whitney: he's got the smile down
(12:37:46 PM) Jared: grooming
(12:37:47 PM) Whitney: trainer?!
(12:37:49 PM) Whitney: haha
(12:37:50 PM) Jared: well, parent
(12:37:59 PM) Whitney: do they seriously do that
(12:38:04 PM) Whitney: like a freaking dog show
(12:38:05 PM) Jared: oh yea
(12:38:07 PM) Jared: it's a big deal
(12:38:11 PM) Whitney: what kind of commands
(12:38:14 PM) Jared: same as the livestock contests
(12:38:25 PM) Whitney: "Rex, poop."
(12:38:32 PM) Jared: sit, rollover, crawl,
(12:38:52 PM) Whitney: "Rex, grab my chesthair."
(12:39:11 PM) Jared: colin doesn't have chest hair
(12:39:16 PM) Jared: neither does jayme
(12:39:24 PM) Jared: not that i've looked closely
(12:39:28 PM) Whitney: uh huh
(12:39:31 PM) Whitney: nose hair?
(12:39:35 PM) Jared: nose hair...umm i think jayme has some
(12:36:55 PM) Jared: yes i knew that
(12:37:04 PM) Jared: he's dressing as a cowboy
(12:37:05 PM) Whitney: what do they judge on
(12:37:25 PM) Jared: weight, healthiness
(12:37:29 PM) Jared: smile
(12:37:40 PM) Jared: responds to trainer commands
(12:37:43 PM) Whitney: he's got the smile down
(12:37:46 PM) Jared: grooming
(12:37:47 PM) Whitney: trainer?!
(12:37:49 PM) Whitney: haha
(12:37:50 PM) Jared: well, parent
(12:37:59 PM) Whitney: do they seriously do that
(12:38:04 PM) Whitney: like a freaking dog show
(12:38:05 PM) Jared: oh yea
(12:38:07 PM) Jared: it's a big deal
(12:38:11 PM) Whitney: what kind of commands
(12:38:14 PM) Jared: same as the livestock contests
(12:38:25 PM) Whitney: "Rex, poop."
(12:38:32 PM) Jared: sit, rollover, crawl,
(12:38:52 PM) Whitney: "Rex, grab my chesthair."
(12:39:11 PM) Jared: colin doesn't have chest hair
(12:39:16 PM) Jared: neither does jayme
(12:39:24 PM) Jared: not that i've looked closely
(12:39:28 PM) Whitney: uh huh
(12:39:31 PM) Whitney: nose hair?
(12:39:35 PM) Jared: nose hair...umm i think jayme has some
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
July 22, 2009
12:34:13 PM) Jared: ollie met miss montana
(12:34:16 PM) Jared: and invited her to a party
(12:34:20 PM) Jared: and she came!
(12:34:23 PM) Whitney: oh gees
(12:34:29 PM) Jared: came twice actually
(12:34:32 PM) Whitney: how did he manage that
(12:34:38 PM) Jared: used his tongue
(12:34:43 PM) Whitney: eww
(12:34:53 PM) Jared: i mean he has a silver tongue
(12:35:03 PM) Whitney: ah true
(12:34:16 PM) Jared: and invited her to a party
(12:34:20 PM) Jared: and she came!
(12:34:23 PM) Whitney: oh gees
(12:34:29 PM) Jared: came twice actually
(12:34:32 PM) Whitney: how did he manage that
(12:34:38 PM) Jared: used his tongue
(12:34:43 PM) Whitney: eww
(12:34:53 PM) Jared: i mean he has a silver tongue
(12:35:03 PM) Whitney: ah true
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
July 21, 2009
(10:47:23 AM) Whitney: and you said something along the lines of, "look, i really like the wren building, and now we're going to make it even prettier"
(10:47:27 AM) Whitney: and then we KISSED
(10:47:54 AM) Jared: was there tongue?
(10:48:17 AM) Whitney: most likely
(10:57:03 AM) Jared: so that's why you want to get married in the wren building?
(10:57:16 AM) Whitney: eventually
(10:57:17 AM) Jared: to consummate all our romantic moments out in the courtyard?
(10:57:21 AM) Whitney: haha
(10:57:30 AM) Whitney: sure
(10:57:55 AM) Jared: how do you expect all my people to make it down to virginia
(10:58:00 AM) Jared: that's not very considerate of you
(10:58:24 AM) Whitney: how would all of my people make it up to indiana?
(10:59:16 AM) Jared: hopefully they'd make it safely
(10:59:25 AM) Jared: that's how
(10:59:37 AM) Whitney: uh huh
(10:59:42 AM) Whitney: the wren building isn't in indiana
(10:59:49 AM) Jared: right now
(11:00:01 AM) Whitney: so we're going to move it?
(11:00:23 AM) Jared: they move historic log cabins
(11:00:26 AM) Jared: i've seen it done
(11:00:38 AM) Whitney: uh huh
(11:00:42 AM) Jared: and old one room school buildings
(11:00:53 AM) Whitney: sure
(11:00:55 AM) Whitney: me too
(11:00:57 AM) Jared: they do!
(11:00:59 AM) Whitney: this is a bit bigger
(11:01:09 AM) Whitney: chance of them moving the wren building to indiana? not happening
(11:01:11 AM) Jared: well my papaw and grandma can't make it 600 miles
(11:01:36 AM) Jared: and it's going to be so expensive for everyone else
(11:01:44 AM) Jared: i doubt my friends can all afford it
(11:01:48 AM) Jared: and that's such a burden to ask of people
(11:01:48 AM) Whitney: ugh alright why don't we save this conversation for a more appropriate time
(11:01:52 AM) Whitney: like 3 years from now
(11:01:57 AM) Jared: nope you started it
(11:01:59 AM) Jared: finish it
(11:02:15 AM) Jared: my guest list would be 4 times the size of yours
(11:02:21 AM) Whitney: why do you say that
(11:02:24 AM) Whitney: i have a lot of family
(11:02:31 AM) Jared: i don't?!
(11:02:34 AM) Jared: contest:
(11:02:40 AM) Jared: you name a family member, then i name one
(11:02:44 AM) Jared: till we're stumped
(11:02:44 AM) Whitney: k
(11:02:47 AM) Whitney: you start
(11:02:49 AM) Jared: jake
(11:02:52 AM) Whitney: mom
(11:03:23 AM) Jared: mom
(11:03:29 AM) Whitney: martin
(11:03:31 AM) Jared: dad
(11:03:38 AM) Whitney: dad
(11:03:39 AM) Jared: jessica
(11:03:44 AM) Whitney: julie
(11:03:46 AM) Jared: jaclyn
(11:03:49 AM) Whitney: spenser
(11:03:51 AM) Jared: josh
(11:03:52 AM) Whitney: hanna
(11:03:54 AM) Jared: kent
(11:03:56 AM) Whitney: archer
(11:04:01 AM) Jared: papaw
(11:04:03 AM) Whitney: caitlin
(11:04:06 AM) Jared: grandma
(11:04:08 AM) Whitney: brandon
(11:04:11 AM) Jared: aunt debbie
(11:04:14 AM) Whitney: t
(11:04:14 AM) Jared: uncle keith
(11:04:17 AM) Whitney: gog
(11:04:19 AM) Jared: chris
(11:04:22 AM) Whitney: amy
(11:04:24 AM) Jared: heather
(11:04:26 AM) Whitney: mary
(11:04:27 AM) Jared: kym
(11:04:27 AM) Whitney: *marty
(11:04:31 AM) Jared: aunt mickey
(11:04:32 AM) Whitney: rebecca
(11:04:37 AM) Whitney: mason
(11:04:38 AM) Jared: uncle mike
(11:04:40 AM) Jared: stop
(11:04:45 AM) Jared: don't get out of order
(11:04:48 AM) Jared: turdburger
(11:04:51 AM) Whitney: you got ahead, i had a typo
(11:04:54 AM) Whitney: your turn
(11:05:05 AM) Jared: matt
(11:05:10 AM) Whitney: kim
(11:05:11 AM) Jared: mark
(11:05:13 AM) Whitney: randy
(11:05:18 AM) Jared: mikey
(11:05:19 AM) Whitney: abby
(11:05:22 AM) Jared: jennifer
(11:05:24 AM) Whitney: paxton
(11:05:25 AM) Jared: haley
(11:05:35 AM) Whitney: aunt babs
(11:05:43 AM) Jared: uncle mike hardin
(11:05:47 AM) Whitney: her husband
(11:05:52 AM) Jared: wilma
(11:06:05 AM) Whitney: mawmaw
(11:06:16 AM) Jared: mary
(11:06:17 AM) Whitney: pop
(11:06:22 AM) Jared: mark's gf ana
(11:06:25 AM) Whitney: susan
(11:06:28 AM) Jared: mikey's gf
(11:06:29 AM) Whitney: wayne
(11:06:39 AM) Jared: uncle mike hardin's wife
(11:06:41 AM) Whitney: laurel
(11:07:04 AM) Jared: i do have an aunt jenny
(11:07:09 AM) Whitney: renae
(11:07:19 AM) Jared: andrea
(11:07:25 AM) Whitney: bruce
(11:07:38 AM) Jared: aaron, andrea's brother
(11:07:43 AM) Whitney: ann
(11:07:59 AM) Jared: donetta
(11:08:01 AM) Whitney: carter
(11:08:02 AM) Jared: donna
(11:08:04 AM) Whitney: will
(11:08:39 AM) Jared: my mom has more family that might get invited
(11:08:45 AM) Whitney: sam
(11:08:47 AM) Jared: i guess i'm out
(11:08:47 AM) Whitney: madalyn
(11:08:50 AM) Whitney: julia
(11:08:51 AM) Whitney: greg
(11:08:53 AM) Whitney: taylor
(11:08:54 AM) Jared: but i could pick up with friends and trump you
(11:08:55 AM) Whitney: anna grace
(11:08:56 AM) Whitney: emily
(11:08:59 AM) Whitney: elsie
(11:09:09 AM) Whitney: maybe
(11:09:20 AM) Jared: i could go all day
(11:09:26 AM) Jared: brad
(11:09:27 AM) Jared: galen
(11:09:30 AM) Jared: loren
(11:09:31 AM) Jared: colin
(11:09:33 AM) Jared: jeff powers
(11:09:33 AM) Whitney: would you really want all those people at your wedding though
(11:09:38 AM) Jared: ryan warrenburg
(11:09:39 AM) Jared: jayme
(11:09:40 AM) Jared: jessy
(11:09:44 AM) Jared: bryce
(11:09:47 AM) Jared: jimmy
(11:09:49 AM) Jared: keith
(11:09:50 AM) Jared: dan
(11:09:51 AM) Jared: ellen
(11:09:52 AM) Jared: karl
(11:09:53 AM) Jared: ollie
(11:09:54 AM) Whitney: some of the wm people are mutual frieends
(11:09:59 AM) Jared: bah
(11:10:04 AM) Jared: mutual?
(11:10:09 AM) Whitney: chuch and katie
(11:10:20 AM) Jared: sure
(11:10:26 AM) Jared: they can sit on your side
(11:10:30 AM) Whitney: haha
(11:10:33 AM) Whitney: jess
(11:10:36 AM) Jared: just to balance things
(11:10:41 AM) Whitney: uh huh
(11:10:48 AM) Jared: tell you what...christo can sit on your side
(11:10:51 AM) Whitney: honestly i don't know if i'd want a huge wedding
(11:10:54 AM) Whitney: christo!
(11:10:56 AM) Whitney: psh
(11:11:14 AM) Whitney: i'd get nervous
(11:11:16 AM) Whitney: and stressed
(11:12:40 AM) Jared: you're a bucket full of pig poo, you know that
(11:12:46 AM) Whitney: why
(11:12:53 AM) Jared: you need to find someone else to marry
(11:12:58 AM) Whitney: jared!
(11:13:02 AM) Whitney: think how expensive that would be
(11:13:38 AM) Jared: it would be worth it to make sure no one is snubbed
(11:13:43 AM) Whitney: i guess you're right
(11:13:47 AM) Whitney: agreed
(11:13:52 AM) Jared: people love weddings
(11:13:55 AM) Jared: i personally hate them
(11:13:59 AM) Whitney: i'm hungry, i'm going to get lunch
(11:14:04 AM) Jared: take your sorry act offline whitney
(11:14:05 AM) Whitney: by the way, christo is not allowed to make a toast
(10:47:27 AM) Whitney: and then we KISSED
(10:47:54 AM) Jared: was there tongue?
(10:48:17 AM) Whitney: most likely
(10:57:03 AM) Jared: so that's why you want to get married in the wren building?
(10:57:16 AM) Whitney: eventually
(10:57:17 AM) Jared: to consummate all our romantic moments out in the courtyard?
(10:57:21 AM) Whitney: haha
(10:57:30 AM) Whitney: sure
(10:57:55 AM) Jared: how do you expect all my people to make it down to virginia
(10:58:00 AM) Jared: that's not very considerate of you
(10:58:24 AM) Whitney: how would all of my people make it up to indiana?
(10:59:16 AM) Jared: hopefully they'd make it safely
(10:59:25 AM) Jared: that's how
(10:59:37 AM) Whitney: uh huh
(10:59:42 AM) Whitney: the wren building isn't in indiana
(10:59:49 AM) Jared: right now
(11:00:01 AM) Whitney: so we're going to move it?
(11:00:23 AM) Jared: they move historic log cabins
(11:00:26 AM) Jared: i've seen it done
(11:00:38 AM) Whitney: uh huh
(11:00:42 AM) Jared: and old one room school buildings
(11:00:53 AM) Whitney: sure
(11:00:55 AM) Whitney: me too
(11:00:57 AM) Jared: they do!
(11:00:59 AM) Whitney: this is a bit bigger
(11:01:09 AM) Whitney: chance of them moving the wren building to indiana? not happening
(11:01:11 AM) Jared: well my papaw and grandma can't make it 600 miles
(11:01:36 AM) Jared: and it's going to be so expensive for everyone else
(11:01:44 AM) Jared: i doubt my friends can all afford it
(11:01:48 AM) Jared: and that's such a burden to ask of people
(11:01:48 AM) Whitney: ugh alright why don't we save this conversation for a more appropriate time
(11:01:52 AM) Whitney: like 3 years from now
(11:01:57 AM) Jared: nope you started it
(11:01:59 AM) Jared: finish it
(11:02:15 AM) Jared: my guest list would be 4 times the size of yours
(11:02:21 AM) Whitney: why do you say that
(11:02:24 AM) Whitney: i have a lot of family
(11:02:31 AM) Jared: i don't?!
(11:02:34 AM) Jared: contest:
(11:02:40 AM) Jared: you name a family member, then i name one
(11:02:44 AM) Jared: till we're stumped
(11:02:44 AM) Whitney: k
(11:02:47 AM) Whitney: you start
(11:02:49 AM) Jared: jake
(11:02:52 AM) Whitney: mom
(11:03:23 AM) Jared: mom
(11:03:29 AM) Whitney: martin
(11:03:31 AM) Jared: dad
(11:03:38 AM) Whitney: dad
(11:03:39 AM) Jared: jessica
(11:03:44 AM) Whitney: julie
(11:03:46 AM) Jared: jaclyn
(11:03:49 AM) Whitney: spenser
(11:03:51 AM) Jared: josh
(11:03:52 AM) Whitney: hanna
(11:03:54 AM) Jared: kent
(11:03:56 AM) Whitney: archer
(11:04:01 AM) Jared: papaw
(11:04:03 AM) Whitney: caitlin
(11:04:06 AM) Jared: grandma
(11:04:08 AM) Whitney: brandon
(11:04:11 AM) Jared: aunt debbie
(11:04:14 AM) Whitney: t
(11:04:14 AM) Jared: uncle keith
(11:04:17 AM) Whitney: gog
(11:04:19 AM) Jared: chris
(11:04:22 AM) Whitney: amy
(11:04:24 AM) Jared: heather
(11:04:26 AM) Whitney: mary
(11:04:27 AM) Jared: kym
(11:04:27 AM) Whitney: *marty
(11:04:31 AM) Jared: aunt mickey
(11:04:32 AM) Whitney: rebecca
(11:04:37 AM) Whitney: mason
(11:04:38 AM) Jared: uncle mike
(11:04:40 AM) Jared: stop
(11:04:45 AM) Jared: don't get out of order
(11:04:48 AM) Jared: turdburger
(11:04:51 AM) Whitney: you got ahead, i had a typo
(11:04:54 AM) Whitney: your turn
(11:05:05 AM) Jared: matt
(11:05:10 AM) Whitney: kim
(11:05:11 AM) Jared: mark
(11:05:13 AM) Whitney: randy
(11:05:18 AM) Jared: mikey
(11:05:19 AM) Whitney: abby
(11:05:22 AM) Jared: jennifer
(11:05:24 AM) Whitney: paxton
(11:05:25 AM) Jared: haley
(11:05:35 AM) Whitney: aunt babs
(11:05:43 AM) Jared: uncle mike hardin
(11:05:47 AM) Whitney: her husband
(11:05:52 AM) Jared: wilma
(11:06:05 AM) Whitney: mawmaw
(11:06:16 AM) Jared: mary
(11:06:17 AM) Whitney: pop
(11:06:22 AM) Jared: mark's gf ana
(11:06:25 AM) Whitney: susan
(11:06:28 AM) Jared: mikey's gf
(11:06:29 AM) Whitney: wayne
(11:06:39 AM) Jared: uncle mike hardin's wife
(11:06:41 AM) Whitney: laurel
(11:07:04 AM) Jared: i do have an aunt jenny
(11:07:09 AM) Whitney: renae
(11:07:19 AM) Jared: andrea
(11:07:25 AM) Whitney: bruce
(11:07:38 AM) Jared: aaron, andrea's brother
(11:07:43 AM) Whitney: ann
(11:07:59 AM) Jared: donetta
(11:08:01 AM) Whitney: carter
(11:08:02 AM) Jared: donna
(11:08:04 AM) Whitney: will
(11:08:39 AM) Jared: my mom has more family that might get invited
(11:08:45 AM) Whitney: sam
(11:08:47 AM) Jared: i guess i'm out
(11:08:47 AM) Whitney: madalyn
(11:08:50 AM) Whitney: julia
(11:08:51 AM) Whitney: greg
(11:08:53 AM) Whitney: taylor
(11:08:54 AM) Jared: but i could pick up with friends and trump you
(11:08:55 AM) Whitney: anna grace
(11:08:56 AM) Whitney: emily
(11:08:59 AM) Whitney: elsie
(11:09:09 AM) Whitney: maybe
(11:09:20 AM) Jared: i could go all day
(11:09:26 AM) Jared: brad
(11:09:27 AM) Jared: galen
(11:09:30 AM) Jared: loren
(11:09:31 AM) Jared: colin
(11:09:33 AM) Jared: jeff powers
(11:09:33 AM) Whitney: would you really want all those people at your wedding though
(11:09:38 AM) Jared: ryan warrenburg
(11:09:39 AM) Jared: jayme
(11:09:40 AM) Jared: jessy
(11:09:44 AM) Jared: bryce
(11:09:47 AM) Jared: jimmy
(11:09:49 AM) Jared: keith
(11:09:50 AM) Jared: dan
(11:09:51 AM) Jared: ellen
(11:09:52 AM) Jared: karl
(11:09:53 AM) Jared: ollie
(11:09:54 AM) Whitney: some of the wm people are mutual frieends
(11:09:59 AM) Jared: bah
(11:10:04 AM) Jared: mutual?
(11:10:09 AM) Whitney: chuch and katie
(11:10:20 AM) Jared: sure
(11:10:26 AM) Jared: they can sit on your side
(11:10:30 AM) Whitney: haha
(11:10:33 AM) Whitney: jess
(11:10:36 AM) Jared: just to balance things
(11:10:41 AM) Whitney: uh huh
(11:10:48 AM) Jared: tell you what...christo can sit on your side
(11:10:51 AM) Whitney: honestly i don't know if i'd want a huge wedding
(11:10:54 AM) Whitney: christo!
(11:10:56 AM) Whitney: psh
(11:11:14 AM) Whitney: i'd get nervous
(11:11:16 AM) Whitney: and stressed
(11:12:40 AM) Jared: you're a bucket full of pig poo, you know that
(11:12:46 AM) Whitney: why
(11:12:53 AM) Jared: you need to find someone else to marry
(11:12:58 AM) Whitney: jared!
(11:13:02 AM) Whitney: think how expensive that would be
(11:13:38 AM) Jared: it would be worth it to make sure no one is snubbed
(11:13:43 AM) Whitney: i guess you're right
(11:13:47 AM) Whitney: agreed
(11:13:52 AM) Jared: people love weddings
(11:13:55 AM) Jared: i personally hate them
(11:13:59 AM) Whitney: i'm hungry, i'm going to get lunch
(11:14:04 AM) Jared: take your sorry act offline whitney
(11:14:05 AM) Whitney: by the way, christo is not allowed to make a toast
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