(10:47:23 AM) Whitney: and you said something along the lines of, "look, i really like the wren building, and now we're going to make it even prettier"
(10:47:27 AM) Whitney: and then we KISSED
(10:47:54 AM) Jared: was there tongue?
(10:48:17 AM) Whitney: most likely
(10:57:03 AM) Jared: so that's why you want to get married in the wren building?
(10:57:16 AM) Whitney: eventually
(10:57:17 AM) Jared: to consummate all our romantic moments out in the courtyard?
(10:57:21 AM) Whitney: haha
(10:57:30 AM) Whitney: sure
(10:57:55 AM) Jared: how do you expect all my people to make it down to virginia
(10:58:00 AM) Jared: that's not very considerate of you
(10:58:24 AM) Whitney: how would all of my people make it up to indiana?
(10:59:16 AM) Jared: hopefully they'd make it safely
(10:59:25 AM) Jared: that's how
(10:59:37 AM) Whitney: uh huh
(10:59:42 AM) Whitney: the wren building isn't in indiana
(10:59:49 AM) Jared: right now
(11:00:01 AM) Whitney: so we're going to move it?
(11:00:23 AM) Jared: they move historic log cabins
(11:00:26 AM) Jared: i've seen it done
(11:00:38 AM) Whitney: uh huh
(11:00:42 AM) Jared: and old one room school buildings
(11:00:53 AM) Whitney: sure
(11:00:55 AM) Whitney: me too
(11:00:57 AM) Jared: they do!
(11:00:59 AM) Whitney: this is a bit bigger
(11:01:09 AM) Whitney: chance of them moving the wren building to indiana? not happening
(11:01:11 AM) Jared: well my papaw and grandma can't make it 600 miles
(11:01:36 AM) Jared: and it's going to be so expensive for everyone else
(11:01:44 AM) Jared: i doubt my friends can all afford it
(11:01:48 AM) Jared: and that's such a burden to ask of people
(11:01:48 AM) Whitney: ugh alright why don't we save this conversation for a more appropriate time
(11:01:52 AM) Whitney: like 3 years from now
(11:01:57 AM) Jared: nope you started it
(11:01:59 AM) Jared: finish it
(11:02:15 AM) Jared: my guest list would be 4 times the size of yours
(11:02:21 AM) Whitney: why do you say that
(11:02:24 AM) Whitney: i have a lot of family
(11:02:31 AM) Jared: i don't?!
(11:02:34 AM) Jared: contest:
(11:02:40 AM) Jared: you name a family member, then i name one
(11:02:44 AM) Jared: till we're stumped
(11:02:44 AM) Whitney: k
(11:02:47 AM) Whitney: you start
(11:02:49 AM) Jared: jake
(11:02:52 AM) Whitney: mom
(11:03:23 AM) Jared: mom
(11:03:29 AM) Whitney: martin
(11:03:31 AM) Jared: dad
(11:03:38 AM) Whitney: dad
(11:03:39 AM) Jared: jessica
(11:03:44 AM) Whitney: julie
(11:03:46 AM) Jared: jaclyn
(11:03:49 AM) Whitney: spenser
(11:03:51 AM) Jared: josh
(11:03:52 AM) Whitney: hanna
(11:03:54 AM) Jared: kent
(11:03:56 AM) Whitney: archer
(11:04:01 AM) Jared: papaw
(11:04:03 AM) Whitney: caitlin
(11:04:06 AM) Jared: grandma
(11:04:08 AM) Whitney: brandon
(11:04:11 AM) Jared: aunt debbie
(11:04:14 AM) Whitney: t
(11:04:14 AM) Jared: uncle keith
(11:04:17 AM) Whitney: gog
(11:04:19 AM) Jared: chris
(11:04:22 AM) Whitney: amy
(11:04:24 AM) Jared: heather
(11:04:26 AM) Whitney: mary
(11:04:27 AM) Jared: kym
(11:04:27 AM) Whitney: *marty
(11:04:31 AM) Jared: aunt mickey
(11:04:32 AM) Whitney: rebecca
(11:04:37 AM) Whitney: mason
(11:04:38 AM) Jared: uncle mike
(11:04:40 AM) Jared: stop
(11:04:45 AM) Jared: don't get out of order
(11:04:48 AM) Jared: turdburger
(11:04:51 AM) Whitney: you got ahead, i had a typo
(11:04:54 AM) Whitney: your turn
(11:05:05 AM) Jared: matt
(11:05:10 AM) Whitney: kim
(11:05:11 AM) Jared: mark
(11:05:13 AM) Whitney: randy
(11:05:18 AM) Jared: mikey
(11:05:19 AM) Whitney: abby
(11:05:22 AM) Jared: jennifer
(11:05:24 AM) Whitney: paxton
(11:05:25 AM) Jared: haley
(11:05:35 AM) Whitney: aunt babs
(11:05:43 AM) Jared: uncle mike hardin
(11:05:47 AM) Whitney: her husband
(11:05:52 AM) Jared: wilma
(11:06:05 AM) Whitney: mawmaw
(11:06:16 AM) Jared: mary
(11:06:17 AM) Whitney: pop
(11:06:22 AM) Jared: mark's gf ana
(11:06:25 AM) Whitney: susan
(11:06:28 AM) Jared: mikey's gf
(11:06:29 AM) Whitney: wayne
(11:06:39 AM) Jared: uncle mike hardin's wife
(11:06:41 AM) Whitney: laurel
(11:07:04 AM) Jared: i do have an aunt jenny
(11:07:09 AM) Whitney: renae
(11:07:19 AM) Jared: andrea
(11:07:25 AM) Whitney: bruce
(11:07:38 AM) Jared: aaron, andrea's brother
(11:07:43 AM) Whitney: ann
(11:07:59 AM) Jared: donetta
(11:08:01 AM) Whitney: carter
(11:08:02 AM) Jared: donna
(11:08:04 AM) Whitney: will
(11:08:39 AM) Jared: my mom has more family that might get invited
(11:08:45 AM) Whitney: sam
(11:08:47 AM) Jared: i guess i'm out
(11:08:47 AM) Whitney: madalyn
(11:08:50 AM) Whitney: julia
(11:08:51 AM) Whitney: greg
(11:08:53 AM) Whitney: taylor
(11:08:54 AM) Jared: but i could pick up with friends and trump you
(11:08:55 AM) Whitney: anna grace
(11:08:56 AM) Whitney: emily
(11:08:59 AM) Whitney: elsie
(11:09:09 AM) Whitney: maybe
(11:09:20 AM) Jared: i could go all day
(11:09:26 AM) Jared: brad
(11:09:27 AM) Jared: galen
(11:09:30 AM) Jared: loren
(11:09:31 AM) Jared: colin
(11:09:33 AM) Jared: jeff powers
(11:09:33 AM) Whitney: would you really want all those people at your wedding though
(11:09:38 AM) Jared: ryan warrenburg
(11:09:39 AM) Jared: jayme
(11:09:40 AM) Jared: jessy
(11:09:44 AM) Jared: bryce
(11:09:47 AM) Jared: jimmy
(11:09:49 AM) Jared: keith
(11:09:50 AM) Jared: dan
(11:09:51 AM) Jared: ellen
(11:09:52 AM) Jared: karl
(11:09:53 AM) Jared: ollie
(11:09:54 AM) Whitney: some of the wm people are mutual frieends
(11:09:59 AM) Jared: bah
(11:10:04 AM) Jared: mutual?
(11:10:09 AM) Whitney: chuch and katie
(11:10:20 AM) Jared: sure
(11:10:26 AM) Jared: they can sit on your side
(11:10:30 AM) Whitney: haha
(11:10:33 AM) Whitney: jess
(11:10:36 AM) Jared: just to balance things
(11:10:41 AM) Whitney: uh huh
(11:10:48 AM) Jared: tell you what...christo can sit on your side
(11:10:51 AM) Whitney: honestly i don't know if i'd want a huge wedding
(11:10:54 AM) Whitney: christo!
(11:10:56 AM) Whitney: psh
(11:11:14 AM) Whitney: i'd get nervous
(11:11:16 AM) Whitney: and stressed
(11:12:40 AM) Jared: you're a bucket full of pig poo, you know that
(11:12:46 AM) Whitney: why
(11:12:53 AM) Jared: you need to find someone else to marry
(11:12:58 AM) Whitney: jared!
(11:13:02 AM) Whitney: think how expensive that would be
(11:13:38 AM) Jared: it would be worth it to make sure no one is snubbed
(11:13:43 AM) Whitney: i guess you're right
(11:13:47 AM) Whitney: agreed
(11:13:52 AM) Jared: people love weddings
(11:13:55 AM) Jared: i personally hate them
(11:13:59 AM) Whitney: i'm hungry, i'm going to get lunch
(11:14:04 AM) Jared: take your sorry act offline whitney
(11:14:05 AM) Whitney: by the way, christo is not allowed to make a toast
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