February 8, 2010

You: next douche
You: click it
Stranger: u
You: f9 skeez
You: race ya...
You: 1...
You: 2...
You: 3...
You: go
You: got all night kid
You: go take a shit come back i'll still be here
You: click it baller
Stranger: wy?
Stranger: maby u are the girl in my life ;)
You: who knew
You: i'd click that next
You: whatcha got there
You: rolling papers
You: anyone ever tell you that you have a face only a mother could love
Stranger: u2
You: true
You: i'm gonna outwait ya
You: this is war kid
You: war
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i have to sleep anyway
You: x out this jawns
Stranger: that means?
You: means exit the program
Stranger: nah
You: yo my gma is dying of lung cancer
You: they just went down in her bronchials and removed 2 pounds of gook
Stranger: sorry
You: they said it was thicker than jelly
You: she smoked 30 years
Stranger: yea maby i shoud stop
You: you read hemingway/
You: ?
Stranger: nope
You: you read blogs?
Stranger: nope
You: what's your story man
You: pizza delivery/
You: insurance sales?
Stranger: sales
You: barbershop floor sweeper?
You: ah, re up gang style?
You: i mean, you selling hard shit?
Stranger: hard shit
You: china?
Stranger: Norway
You: you don't follow
Stranger: i dont
You: coke brah
Stranger: no coke
You: what are you selling than?
You: tea?
Stranger: sms marketing
You: i'll buy a Next from ya
Stranger: ok
Stranger: visa number?
You: cash only
You: pick it up on the steps of the lincoln memorial tomorrow
Stranger: no problem
You: how much we talkin?
You: couple gs?
You: done deal
You: fourth step, far right
You: you'll see a bald dude in a trench coat
You: he'll drop off you sweep
Stranger: nice
You: now just click that next
You: oh yea and wear snow boots
You: what's your deal?
You: you play any sports broseph?
Stranger: i opend a new window
You: you look like a bowler
You: i mean that in a nice way
Stranger: thanx than
You: you got it
You: now click that next
Stranger: click what?
You: Next, dawg
You: the next button
You: or hit f9
Stranger: where is that
You: top left
Stranger: ok f and 9
You: top row on your keyboard
You: right of Esc
You: if you're not going to do it at least make a funny face so i know you're human
You: jesus
Stranger: ah f1?
You: F9
You: there you go
Stranger: funny?
You: a good looking guy like you ought to be talking babes out of their shirts
You: that's what roulette is all about
You: so click on that F9
You: start your party man
You: start it up
Stranger: cant you click f9?
You: no can do compadre