Wow, a fine day. I had a real breakfast - pancakes, eggs, fresh fruit, and orange juice.
Later, I found my car keys right where I had left them - in the ignition of my locked car. The locksmith's tattoo was a spider web on his bicep and a black widow on his forearm. He had a wispy goatee. His pants began right about where his boxers ended. I wondered what his most recent girlfriend looked like. Hopefully smelly and overweight, but it's tough to say.
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