My roommate Anthony bought a juicer. I hadn't been home for 2 minutes this evening when he insisted I use the new juicer. He pulled out a bag of 11 large carrots from the fridge. "You gotta use 'em all" he insisted. Then he cut a piece of ginger about the size of a light bulb. He insisted I put everything in the machine. As I was doing this he insisted "it's great man. only thing is you gotta wash all this." The juice tasted like ginger. When Anthony wasn't looking I added lemonade.
I made the whole team run a down and back tonight. I said something like if you can't listen to me and do what i tell you then we're going to run.
Guess what? We've been out of toilet paper for a few days at my place. I've bought or stolen 29 of the last 31 rolls. This time, I thought, I'll hold out, make someone else buy it. Well, here we are two days later and someone has shoved shreds of paper towel under the bathroom sink, but no one has bought toilet paper. So I went to Giant to buy some.
Sometimes you don't feel like a nut - you feel like a chump.
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